But one of your humans has aroused a particular wrath--an ire most furious!--within my nine-chambered heart, infusing purple blood with a venom stronger than the bile of a Falaxian trans-beetle! He who offends me thus is none other than your WILLIAM THOMAS RIKER, desecrater of all that is grand in my galaxies!
Here is a severely abridged list of reasons why I so loathe your William Thomas Riker:
- His beard
- His smug smile
- His too-tight uniform
- That devilish glint of boyish charm in his eyes
- His trombone
- His possession of the love of Councilor Deanna Troi
I will destroy him.